I can’t believe that I — a woman — have to explain a joke to men. But here goes. Women are living humans, and you can’t put humans in a binder! You can only put small, flat, inanimate objects in a binder. Romney wanted to express that he sees past the secondary sex characteristics of employees to appreciate their character — or as Dolly Parton put it, that “under the wig is a brain, and behind the boobs is a heart.” But the way Romney expressed his appreciation for applicants’ humanity was by saying, I love them so much I have piles of them in my filing cabinets.
Observations - sometimes rants - as a way to keep from losing my decorum.
It's not that I'm anti men, I'm anti idiot. Especially the kind that get to make decisions for the rest of us
You’ve got to be kidding me! Even when a 300-pound “grinder” assaulted a 14-year-old on a packed train in 2002, the judge decided “there was no proof the girl felt threatened with violence.”
This asshole is probably one of the guys who thinks gays in the military will undermine our troops because a male soldier might be freaked out by being hit on by another man.
I’m tired of explaining to seemingly smart men why coverage of birth control - effects them, even though we are the ones who take it. Seriously, this is not rocket science. It’s so basic, most students still get it in their sex ed classes - no matter how lame the curriculum. So I’ve taken it upon myself to force men to think about this shit.
Next week, let’s replace the word “hello” with the word “vagina.”
You: I’m calling for Deni
Or, if you want to go all Eve Ensler you could amp it up.
You: Do you want to go to Chinatown for lunch
And for your VM: Hello this is Deni and my vagina. I can’t take your call right now as I’m contemplating my ovaries. Please leave a message.